cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights am i insane

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via kingfaggott)

always-alltimelow:

they said what about my eyebrows?!

always-alltimelow:

they said what about my eyebrows?!

(Source: always-alltimelow, via generationthrowaways)

thedropdeadgirls:

Hannah
"'Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him."

— John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

(Source: time-screws-everybody, via officialsydneysierota)

theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

(Source: gilliananderson, via lcitkat)

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

(via withoutyouidbenobody)

backseatmarinade:

Being As An Ocean l Preview (by Ben Z!)

backseatmarinade:

Being As An Ocean l Preview (by Ben Z!)

(via straight---up---grizzly)

raelynne-spaulding:

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

Actually, tumblr was founded in 2007. And Toddlers and Tiaras first episode was in 2009. They copied tumblr.

idinasmnzel:

You learn to hold your life inside you and never let it out, you learn to live and die and then to live. you learn to live without.

Frozen + Broadway Lyrics: For cosimaniehaaus

(via kingfaggott)

Fall Out Boy is an American rock band formed in Wilmette, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago in 2001.

(Source: paxamdays, via wakeup-wakeup-mitchlucker)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious


I think this is my favorite picture.

love this beyond words

I think this is my favorite picture.

love this beyond words

(Source: vodkablues, via thisis-sandpit-turtle)