cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights am i insane

folieatardis:

falloutjerks:

toastyonepilots:

thatgreenbrentleman:

toastyonepilots:

falloutjerks:

We need a “Pete Wentz is lurking on tumblr” warning.

I vote for “the pizza is out of the oven”

but what if the pizza actually is out of the oven

or what if people start saying it for fun

but what if he sees this post

or what if he starts saying it

this is mind bending

This is a fucking mess

how would people know if pete was lurking??

(via so-come-and-get-us)

folieatardis:

falloutjerks:

toastyonepilots:

thatgreenbrentleman:

toastyonepilots:

falloutjerks:

We need a “Pete Wentz is lurking on tumblr” warning.

I vote for “the pizza is out of the oven”

but what if the pizza actually is out of the oven

or what if people start saying it for fun

but what if he sees this post

or what if he starts saying it

this is mind bending

This is a fucking mess

how would people know if pete was lurking??

(via so-come-and-get-us)

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika, via we-are-dead-from-the-start)

say-it-somehow:

stormageddon-owens:

#I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie 

NEVER NOT FUNNY

gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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(via thecompanionsdoctor)

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

(Source: 420dongsquad, via tess-tess-tessaa)

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

(via those-black-curls)

wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

(via gaskarth-barakat)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via radccoons)

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

(via sufferer-of-mephobia)

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

(Source: davnch, via laughing-llama)

suburbanscum:

Joel Quartuccio//Being As An Ocean by Josh Moss Photography on Flickr.
itattoobabes:

girl tattoo

itattoobabes:

girl tattoo

(via b4ndcore)